I accidentally played dad instead of dead when i encountered a bear
Now it can ride a bicycle without training wheels.
Two kids playing on the lawn
And one asks the other one "Hey, know how to ride a bycicle without the training wheels yet?"
"No, i donna" the other kid shrugged "You?"
"Nope, i donnie either"
Then their elder neighbor, who was watching them while watering her flowers, stopped what she was doing and approache...
Be careful hiking...
Hiking in the Ozark National Forest last weekend, I came upon a bear, and could not remember the proper course of action. Instead of playing dead I played *dad*.
Now that bear can ride a bike without training wheels.
A man is sitting in his sports car at the traffic lights when a little girl on a bike asks him if he wants to race
"Sure," the man laughs. The light turns green and he floors the pedal. The car takes off like a shot and he leaves the little girl in the dust.
A few seconds later though, he sees something gaining on him in his mirror, *fast.* He just barely catches a glimpse of the little girl on her bike a...
If you ever feel like a third wheel, just stop....
You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.
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