Traffic Officer Jokes - 3 Hilarious Traffic Officer Jokes

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An older man was driving his new Mercedes at 100 mph

An older man was driving his new Mercedes at 100 mph when he noticed a police car chasing him in the rearview mirror. He accelerated to 125 and then 155 mph. Suddenly, he thought to himself, "I've outgrown this bullshit." He slowed down, pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the police...

A traffic officer stopped a car on a highway.

The windows rolled down and he saw a very old lady on the driver's seat. He said "Ma'am why are you moving so slowly; you are jamming the whole highway". To this she replied, "But officer the sign mentions the speed limit as 40". The officer looks at the sign, laughs and says, "That's not the speed ...

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I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out….

there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket for over-running the meter.
So I went up to him and said,
"Come on, how about giving a man a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another...

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