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I found a phone in the toilet stall

I found a phone in the toilet stall at work...

I guess I'm not the only one who leaves shit in the bathroom.

Two physicists and two mathematicians are invited to a conference at university

(You may think you’ve heard this before but I’ve got a twist on the ending)

The four guys meet up and find a train to the conference.

At the train station, the physicists buy two tickets each, but the mathematicians only buy one.

They board the train and begin talking, but when...

Disabled toilets.

Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in.

TOILET TALK

I was in the public restroom and had just sat down. A voice from the next stall said “Hi...how are you?”

Embarrassed, I said, “Thanks...I’m doing fine.”

The voice said “So what are you up to?”

I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting right here!”

From next door, “Can ...

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