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Three Way Jokes

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So I was looking up popular pornographic search terminology...

Turns out FFM, Bondage, and Watersports are a three way tie for #1.

There are three ways to respond to “I’m pregnant.”

You’re kidding!

You’re kidding.

You’re kidding? (This is from a universe where the process of making a child, or kid, is called kidding).

There are three ways to spread news

telegram, television and tellawoman.

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There are three ways to have a good Saturday

Smash, get smashed, or play Smash.

There are three ways to look at your life

Only left eye open, only right eye open, both eyes open.

I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!!

There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!

Here are three ways to tell if someone isn't attentive:

1)They don't make eye contact
2)They interrupt
3)They don't learn from mistakes
4)They miss important details

I was gonna have a three way...

But then I decided, if I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I'll just have dinner with my parents.

Three ways to get something done

Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

There are three ways to drink whiskey

Three ways;

* With water
* Without water
* As water

Today I had a three way with two women

It was quite the conference call.

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head.". Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead...

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After a night at a singles bar, a man in his late 60's chats up two girls in their 20's, and talks them into a three way at his place the following evening (NSFW)

The next day, the pressure of satisfying two, substantially younger women begins to weigh on him. He goes to local pharmacy, and after some discussion, the old playboy heads home with a box of viagra.



The next day, he returns.

"I think I need your help again" he says to the ph...

Kidnappers told a guy to choose how he want to die

They offered him three ways:
- Firing squad
- Hanging
- Electric chair

The guy thinks and goes with an electric chair.

They put him on a chair, turn it on and...nothing.

The kidnappers said it's a sign from above and let him go.

Second guy comes, again they offer...

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