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The Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?

Picking his nose.

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A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses careful...

why was the snowman smiling?

because he saw the snowblower coming down the street

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower came around the corner

What song did the snowman sing as he tried to pick up a date?

"I Only Have Ice For You."

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get out of my face!

How does Frosty the Snowman get to work?

By Icicle.

So the snowman gets frisky with the vampire

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite

Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?

He said he'll be back one day

Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?

He had a total meltdown

What did the horse say to the snowman that lived nextdoor?

Hay Neigh Brr

How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?

That’s snowbody’s business.

What do you call frosty the snowman’s wife?

A snow blower.

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

Why did the snowman name his dog frost?

Because frost bites.

What did the snowman die of?

Frostate cancer.

Madness at the Snowman's rave last night..

All the Carrots were off their faces

Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?

Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Why was the snowman so upset?

Because somebody had stolen his nose and the police didn't carrot all!

Who is Frosty the Snowman's most favorite comedian?

Bill Brrrrr.


I'll see myself out...

Why couldn't the snowman spend his money?

Cause his assets were frozen.

What did the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted snow flakes.

My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was "snow flakes". I added the "frosted". Teamwork.

Frosty the snowman got caught picking his nose

...and he didn't carrot all

Synthesis of these two jokes: [Joke 1](http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/30/80/82/308082e606bbe01cf521a44fc1d1facf.jpg) and [Joke 2](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-enq7MUsd8sQ/Usw-7DQ-oSI/AAAAAAAAW8A/Q_mMpU7km5Y/s1600/carrot+all.jpg)

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC... you can probably tell)

All ICY is you!

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Have you guys heard of the snowman who was a comedian?

His name was Bill Brrrrrrr

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision?

All icy is you!

I legit thought of this joke when i was like 10 and im so proud i remembered it.

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"

What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"

How can you tell a snowman is angry...

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