UPJOKE

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower came around the corner

Why did the Snowman pull down his pants?

Because the snowblower was coming

Why did the snowman get kick out the produce Department

Because he was picking his nose

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why did the snowman name his dog frost?

Because frost bites.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

A joke from my 4 year old niece.

Why did the snowman go to the doctor?

Because he lost his balls

Idiot question and answer

Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.

Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?...

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