UPJOKE

Please becareful on the roads

Lots of people are drinking excessively and having their wives drive

Why did princess Diana cross the road

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt

Why does the government worry about keeping the roads plowed?

Because they can’t have another Edward Snowed In incident.

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