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The Oscar Jokes

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Just found out that the Oscars is a big fucking lie all the way along

Those people they invite to their ceremonies are all paid actors

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game

Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot

It's crazy how many people are talking about the Oscars across all my social media feeds

Everything is popping up everywhere, all at once

I am 110% sure that I am FAR from the first person to think of this joke, but I promise I came by it independently. What did Chris Rock have on his face when he left the Oscars?

Will Smith’s Fresh Prints.

Why did Jada not face any consequences in the fallout of the Slap incident at the Oscars?

Because fortune favors the bald.

Slapping a comedian on stage at the oscars?

Say what you Will, but that’s a bald move.

I was just watching the Oscars...

And a hockey game broke out.

Well, I for one, LOVED the new format of the Oscars.

Will definitely be a HIT!

Hopefully Will Smith’s mom didn’t watch the Oscars.

He might have to move back in with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

People keep saying Will Smith hit rock bottom at the Oscars

But I'm pretty sure he slapped him in the face.

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Why aren’t porno movies included in the Oscars?

I mean winning an Oscar pretending to be the Queen of England is one thing, but looking like you’re enjoying two dicks in your ass, now THAT’S acting.

Didn't see Liam Neeson at the Oscars last night.

Must be on a blacklist

Why was Spike Lee mad after the Oscars?

Jussie Smollett got the Oscars for writing, producing and directing BlackKlansmen

Oh snap..I missed the Oscars again.

That makes 35 years in a row now.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

And the Oscar goes too..........

Prison.

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If I had a nickle for every time I heard the word Diversity at the Oscars..

I still wouldn't give a shit.

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If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars...

wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

It's ironic that Parasite won.

Because there was no host for the Oscars.

Huh? Huh?
I'll show myself out.

Thank you for the silver star!. My first!

A Hollywood janitor decided to try his hand at directing

He's billing himself as "the director who swept the Oscars"

Say what you will...

At an all-time-low rating, Will Smith single-handedly saved the Oscars.

Oscars

“If I see one more post about the incident at the Oscars last night, I’m going to slap someone!”

A movie about janitors impressed critics.

Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.

Despite having no nominations this year,

I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars.

Oscar

• Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius


• She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

• Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

• When Oscar Pistorius sai...

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