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Stingy Man Jokes

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Stingy man on his deathbed

An extremely cheap old man was on his deathbed, a few minutes away from drawing his last breath.

Throughout his life, he spent as little as possible and never said how much money he had, so his family were waiting for him to finally tell them about his wealth.

With all his relatives a...

What are a stingy man's favourite forces?

centrifrugal forces.

A stingy man invites a couple people fo dinner

A stingy man invites a couple people for dinner, they sit down and plates start coming in.. all plates are filled with rice and only rice..

They start eating expecting different food will come in, then the man's son comes in and asks his dad "should I bring in the chickens?" The dad says "Not...

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Two neighbours go to the doctors checkup for the obligatory militairy service

They both hoped to be rejected, but are perfectly fine man. As he was about to enter the room, one neighbour said to the other: wait me out, I'm gonna be rejected.

So 10 minutes later the guy came out and guess what. Rejected.

"Rejected? For what?"

"I just shoved 100 bucks up ...

The real reason I stopped smoking with Latinos.

The other day I asked this dude if he had some papers, he didn't say a word and just took off down the street as fast as he could. Some people are so damn stingy man.

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