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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sex organs?

Still no fucking idea.

My imaginary girlfriend

My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me.

Still no idea how she'd found out about my wife.

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