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My flaccid penis is square shaped...

When I get hard it becomes an erectangle.

What do you get when you put root beer in a square shaped glass?

A beer.

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The mosquito that brings disease...

A village elder is brought a mosquito caught from a swarm. The townsfolks fear it may bring disease. So the elder says - "I will take this mosquito, and I will determine the aspects of the disease that it may bring." The elder rips up the mosquito into pieces. He places each one into a tiny square d...

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