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Squad Leader Jokes

3 soldiers meeting the new squad leader

3 soldiers meeting the new squad leader


The leader asks the first soldier: "what's your name and daily routine?"
The soldier replied: "My name's Joe. I wake up, work out, spend the day doing drills, eat Honey then go to sleep, sir."


The leader then asks the second sold...

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In the evening of 24 December 1944...

...a team of Allied commandos were taking advantage of the German revelry, sneaking behind enemy lines to kill or capture the kommandant of the nearby Nazi base, Klaus von Braun.

From their position in the shadows, they watched the kommandant as he passed from soldier to soldier, thanking...

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At the end of WW 2, three soldiers - an Italian, a Japanese, and a Pole - were facing a Russian firing squad.

The Russians decided to shoot the Italian first. They asked if he had any last words, and he yelled "Il Duce!" The squad leader then gave the command, "Ready... Aim...." and the Italian saw his life flash before his eyes, and remembered his home near Mt. Vesuvius, and yelled out, "Volcano!!!" ...

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Some historic anti-Nazi jokes from Germany

Hey there. I thought, I'll take the time and translate you some of the so-called "Flüsterwitze"(whisper jokes) from nazi Germany.

* The old code of law seems to complicated, so it has to be changed. From now on, there are only three laws: 1. If you do something, or fail to do something, you ...

Robbers in the Carport

I translated this German joke for you. Sorry if there are some mistakes I gave my best.

A man wanted to go to bed and had to shut down the light on the porch. As he went to the Window where the light switch is he noticed that there are three guys robbing things out of his carport. The man qui...

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