How does the Soylent Green factory deal with workplace misconduct?
Human Resources.
What does Soylent Green taste like?
It varies from person to person.
Soylent Cola, the soda made from grinding up people, is said to not have a set flavor
They say the taste varies from person to person.
Following the meatless hamburger craze, a German company announced that they will start making a patty made out of Soylent Green.
They insist it is made completely from Hamburgers.
I get really grumpy when the work canteen has Soylent Green on the menu.
I'm really not a people person.
How do cannibals decide who they're going eat?
By a soylent majority.
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