Sous Chef Jokes - 11 Hilarious Sous Chef Jokes

Why can't sous chefs get girls?

They're all beta cooks.

If you kill a Sous Chef...

Does it count as Suicide?

Why did the cannibal hire a sous chef?

He needed a hand with dinner.

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What do you call a Japanese female Sous chef?

A Sous She Chef

What does Karl Marx, a bus driver and a sous chef at a 5-star restaurant have in common?

Everything, if Marx had his way.

Swear on my life this is a true story. An experienced cook in my kitchen just slipped and fell in a fryer....

Was mostly ok, definitely could have gone worse as far as oil burns go. His elbow and a portion of his forearm were burned pretty serious and the whole kitchen had stopped and the sous chef was giving him medical attention when the new young cook, who people were still trying to warm up to, goes...

A sous chef hung some chops of meat on the ceiling, and challenged me saying he'd pay me 20$ if I could jump and bring them down, while I had to pay him 20$ if I couldn't.

I didn't accept, the steaks were too high

A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant . . .

A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant, sit down at a table, and place their order. They are in for an early dinner and are the only customers. The chef looks down at the order slip and says incredulously: “who comes to a restaurant and orders a whole raw fish?”. His sous chef scans the ...

Entente cordial

Why was the French Sous chef suicidal?
Because he'd lost his H'uil d'olive....

Restaurant contest

Last weekend I went to one of those restaurants where you can see into the kitchen, it was at that weird time between lunch and dinner and the place was quite empty. I could see there was some kind of contest going on between some of the staff.

First I saw one of the waitresses hold up an inc...

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No beers to bears in bars in Boise.

A bear walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. To which the barkeep points over his shoulder at a sign reading, "It is illegal to serve if you are already intoxicated. It is illegal to serve minors. It is illegal to serve beer to bears in bars in Boise."

The bear says, "If you do...

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