Q. Where does a king keep his armies? A. Up his sleevies
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies
*best joke my eleven-year-old past self ever heard
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
IN HIS SLEEVIES!
Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
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