A Frenchman was visiting Texas for the first time and was staying at a nice hotel in Houston...
In the bar he sat next to a cowboy and couldn't help but notice the size of the burger the man was eating. "Mon dieu - how big is your burger! And your beer!". "Yeah, " said the Texan. "Everything in Texas is big. Our houses, our trucks, our horses, our wives. Even our generosity!" With that he boug...
A man and a genie
A man is walking on a sandy beach in Southern California, and what appears to be a very old bottle washes up on the shores.
The genie expressed gratitude for the man freeing him from the bottle.
The genie says "I am in your debt, but I can only grant you one wish."
The man says ...
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