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Sewage Worker Jokes

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What did the sewage worker say when he was working on new years?

I’m tired of last year’s shit

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.
^^^^^sorry

A sewage worker has just started his first day on the job

He and his supervisor are standing over a manhole and the new guy begins to climb down.

Suddenly he looks up with a look of mild panic in his eyes and says,

"Wait, what happens if I fall in?"

His supervisor looks down and him and replies,

"Son, if you fall, urine over you...

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Paul often visits his boyfriend Richard the sewage worker at his job

He loves seeing his Dick in a manhole

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Did you hear about the Vietnam veteran who became a sewage worker?

He's seen some shit.

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