A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”
I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
After my retirement at the company I worked at for 50 years, I looked forward to some relaxation time and putting my feet up, but my wife had other ideas...
... she insisted I take her to the local shopping centre every day.
Like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and out.
She's like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter,...
I went to the bookstore to buy a book about turtles.
I asked for some help to find one at the service desk, and she said "hard back?", and I said "Yes, with little heads."
Problem with the new jeans
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
“Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked.
“Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.”
Men will be men
Confession of IT Support Engineer:
One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from the Service Desk lady after some time and it went this way:
Lady: Hi I'm calling from service desk, what is the problem?
Me: (I explained t...
I bought a new desk from IKEA....
And I noticed that a piece was missing. It was a connecting rod that should have been marked "A."
I called IKEA and told them about my issue. They said there must have been a shortage, but this was a limited-run item. I asked them what I should do. At that time, they informed me that I wa...
A blonde joke
A blonde goes to the store to return her TV she just bought. She takes it to the customer service desk and tells the employee that her TV is defective and would like to return it for a working model. The employee looks at her and says "I'm sorry but we do not serve blondes". The lady comes...
We sell everything - longish
A man is walking down the street and he comes up to a store with a sign in the window that says "We sell everything!"
The man walks inside and approaches the customer service desk.
"How can I help you?" The woman behind the counter asks?
"You can't sell everything. It's impossib...
It was almost prom season...
So it was almost prom season, and this guy was thinking about asking a girl to be his date. First he went to the craft store, because nowadays you have to be crazy and extravagant to ask someone to prom, just asking is too lame. Once he finally gets all of his stuff together, he goes to pay, and the...
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