Self Made Jokes - 6 Hilarious Self Made Jokes

Short self made joke, pretty offensive.

Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables.

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Me and a couple of friends once played 'Message in a bottle' on the street on self made instruments and old metal bins for drums.

But then The Police came.

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I'm not sure why there's a lot a backlash over Kylie Jenner being called a self made billionaire by Forbes

When you think about it, she ain't the only Jenner to be a self made woman.

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Why was the other bread jealous of the flat bread that started his own business?

He was a self made naan

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful.

[self made joke]

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Three men bragging about their sons ....<long>

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in some time, gather at a bar to catch up. One man gets up to use the restroom, and the remaining three begin talking about their sons.

The first man says, "my son is my pride and joy, he started at the very bottom of a successful company, he studied ...

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