Sedaris Jokes - 3 Hilarious Sedaris Jokes

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Joke I Heard From David Sedaris!

Saw him on tour last night, shamelessly repeating here:

Two Jews are walking down the street and pass a church with a sign in the window: CONVERT NOW FOR $500

"That's a lot of money," says Hershel. "For shame! My mother would kill me if I converted." Responds Eli. Hershel shrugs, ...

Why did I name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse?

Because it's just going to die and leave needles everywhere.

*As told to me by David Sedaris while getting a book signed.

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A woman is at her first appointment with her new gynecologist...

"Ma'am, you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen."
"Ma'am, you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen."

"Hey, you don't have to say it twice."

"I didn't."

(from David Sedaris)

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