For the second year in a row, I was the keynote speaker at a plastic surgery convention...
"I see a lot of new faces here today."
I'm pretty sure they won't invite me back next year.
When you turn 61, the next year feels like it’s only a minute long …
… because it’s your sixty-second year.
A man joins a monastery where you may only speak once a year
After the first year he says to the head monk "food sucks". After the second year he says "bed is hard" After the 3rd year he says "I quit".
The head monk says " I'm not surprised, you've done nothing but complain since you got here".
The First 3 Years of Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen
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