Second Oldest Jokes - 6 Hilarious Second Oldest Jokes

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The World's Second Oldest Golf Joke

Pete and his buddy go golfing every Saturday. Pete leaves the house about 10 and gets home about four in the afternoon.

One Saturday, he leaves at 10 but doesn't get home until 9 that night.

His wife asks, "Why so late?"

Pete says, "Bud had a heart attack on the second green."...

An old rich man and his three sons die and arrive at the Pearly Gate

St. Peter tells the old man: we’ve been expecting you, but not them. Your sons are not supposed to be here.

The old man replies: Well. It’s all my fault. When I was dying, I had a test for them. I gave each of them 10 dollars and told them to buy something that can fill the entire room. Whoev...

The kids with special names

The oldest kid asked her mother. “Mom, why did you name me Feather?”

Mom: “I named you Feather because when you were a newborn a feather landed on your head”

The second oldest kid named Leaf asked the same.

Mom: “I named you Leaf because when you were a newborn a leaf landed on...

A mother and her 3 daughters

A mother was sitting in the park with her daughters when the oldest asks her " mother, why was I named Rose?" Her mum replied " when you were born a rose petal fell on your head"

Then the second oldest asked the same question " why was I named daisy?" Again the mother answered " when you wer...

A father and a mother have three children. One day the first child comes up and says...

"Father. Mother. Why is my name Rose?"

And the Father says, "When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." The child nods and goes away the second oldest then starts wondering about her name so she goes up to her father.

"Father why is my name Raina?"

"Because when you we...

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Where does my name come from?

A woman was making dinner for her family when her oldest child walked in and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Feather?" "Well," said the mom, "When your father and I carried you out the hospital doors, a feather fell out of the sky and landed on your little head, and it was the most beautiful thing ...

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