"I was wondering if you had any condoms?" I asked the owner.
"Don't be ridiculous," he remarked, "Of course not."
I said, "You're a brave guy, I like your style."
Found a great bargain at the second hand shop.
Now I just need to buy the rest of the watch.
A man with one hand walks into a thrift shop
He approaches and greets the cashier, and asks if he can make an appointment.
The cashier says "sir, this is a thrift shop"
He looks at her confused for a moment, but then realises his mistake.
"Oh, my apologies, I was told this was a second hand shop"
One arm man walks to the store and ask
Is this second hand shop?
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