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A friend of mine who was an officer invited me for a ride along.

As we were driving along he told me: "I've been a cop for almost 20 years now. I can follow anyone, and I mean anyone for just 1 mile down the road and I can find something I can cite them for."

I said prove it, so he started following the next guy he saw. After a mile he said "I can't believ...

A man gets pulled over for speeding.

The cop starts lecturing him on road safety and being a responsible driver, to which the man replies, “Officer, I’m incredibly mindful of safe driving and responsibility. That’s why I need to get home fast before all the drinks kick in!”

Traffic Stop

John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer:
- "Is there a problem, Officer?"
- "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and I'm pleased award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're to do w...

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