Rough Neighbourhood Jokes

Back then the other kids would attack me with squirty cream and then plant cherries on my head.

Life was tough in the gateaux..

Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out!
It just goes from Bad to Worse

It's so rough where I'm from. That when the church lights candles for the dead the residents use them to heat their spoons



(did this joke for a charity gig)

And my mom would constantly yell at the top of her lungs “get back inside boy, there’s a goddamn junkie heading this way!”

Now that I’m an adult she yells “get back inside you goddam junkie there’s a boy heading this way!”