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The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store.

But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new stars. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.

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Robinhood is going to be renamed Custer

Because they're about to get Sioux'd.

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Robinhood did what Robinhood does.

First, robbed the rich hedge funds, then redditors got rich, so it robbed them too!

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I called Robinhood customer support to ask what I should do with my GME shares.

They said: “PLEASE HOLD.”

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Robinhood and my wife have a lot in common...

They both like to take control of my money without my say in it

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What's he difference between Robin Hood and Robinhood?

Robin Hood is apt to steal while Robinhood is app to steal.

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Robinhood was originally a child kidnapper and murderer

But with what's going on today, it appears he also takes their money.

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Y'all hear about after all the commotion over the robinhood stock trading app decided to change its name.

From robinhood to HOODWINKED

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Hey, I have a good joke

Robinhood wants to file for IPO this year.

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Irony is...

When Robinhood stops the poor from taking from the rich.

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