Quack Quack Jokes

Three ducks are in court.
The first duck goes up to the judge.
The judge asks, "What's your name"?
The first duck replies, "Quack"
The judge asks, " What did you do, Quack"?
Quack says, "I got caught blowing bubbles at the pond".
The judge sentences Quack to 3 months in jail.
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There were a few ducks in the park blowing bubbles, and a police officer gave them a ticket. They went to court and the first duck went in to see the judge.

The judge asks, "What is ur name and why are you here?" The duck said, "My name is quack and I'm here for blowing bubbles in a park." <... read more

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When suddenly an officer of the law comes to arrest them. They get taken to county for overnight holding and the have their hearing the next day.

At the hearing the judge calls forward the first duck and asks him what his name and why he is before him today.

The duck responds with “w... read more

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