"Welcome to heaven. You are free to do as you please, but we do have one rule. Do not step on the ducks" he says.
'Seems easy enough' the men think.
They walk for quite some time before encountering the first duck, avoiding it with gre...
A duck walks into a library...
A duck walks into a library and stands in front of an understandably puzzled librarian. It quacks once. In a moment of inspiration, the librarian decided that the bird wishes to borrow a book so she places an appropriate volume under one of its wings. The duck waddles out. The next day the duck ...
You and two of your friends die and go to Heaven. At the gates, ...
St. Peter greets all of you, "Welcome to Heaven, guys. You all lived pretty good lives, so we're going to let you all in. We only have one rule in Heaven - don't step on any ducks."
Friend 1 thinks, that must be a pretty easy rule to follow.
Then the three of you walk through the gates...
3 Ducks Go to Court
The first duck walks up to the judge and the judge says, "What is your name and what did you do?" The duck replies, "I am Duck QUACK and I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond." The Judge sentences the duck to two years and calls the next case.
The second duck walks up to the judge an...
Ducks [long]
Three men died at the same time and went up to heaven together. They met Saint Peter who gave them one warning before he let them through the pearly gates. “We only have one rule in heaven, don’t step on a duck.”
The three men were slightly confused but thought “how hard could that be?” ...
I visited my uncle. He asked me to bring a duck from yard for dinner
I caught one, killed it and brought it to the kitchen. My uncle asked 'Did the duck quack before he died?'
'Yes,' I said , 'He quacked twice.'
'Do you know what he said?'
'No, why ask?'
'He said I'm goose! I'm goose!'
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