What's the difference between a physician and a preschool teacher?
One has a job with patients, the other has the patience of Job.
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today.
Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."...
True story. Chicago-area preschool teacher teaching remotely today because of the storms. Her dogs started barking like crazy, interrupting the Zoom. She looked out her window and told/apologized to the class that the shovelers were there. 4 year old classmate replies,
“Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”
Been laughing at that one all day.
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A cattle rancher walks into a bar...
He walks up and orders a strong drink, "herding cattle is tough work!"
The bartender nods.
In walks a middle-aged woman, who orders two strong drinks, "Cattle? Try herding cats! I've got eight of them!"
The bartender raises an eyebrow, but nods.
Then comes a preschool t...
Timmy Learns to Count
A preschool teacher asked her students in class, "who can count from one to ten?"
Little 3-year old Timmy swiftly raised his hand, "I can!" and started counting "one, two, three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!"
The teacher is impressed, "Well done Timmy! Who taught you that?"...
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