The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
Henry orders pizza
Henry orders a whole pizza
Waiter: How many pizza slices? 6 or 8 slices?
Henry: Just 6! I might not be able to finish 8 slices.
A giraffe walks into a hat store...
...and orders three slices of pizza - any kind would be fine.
The store owner looks puzzled at the giraffe; "Uh, we don't serve pizza slices here-"
"Then a burger or something, I don't care," the giraffe interrupts.
"We don't sell that either, we-"
Again, the giraffe inte...
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