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Penalty Shot Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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If my sex life was a hockey game

I'd be awarded a lot of penalty shots after losing so many scoring opportunities.

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