A husband calls the Sheriff's office to report his wife missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort ...
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A rat an an elephant are walking around when the rat falls into a hole.
The rat panics as the hole was deep and he couldnt get out. The elephant looks at the situation and offers help.
“I know this isnt’t ideal but youre gonna have to trust me”
The rat desperate and exhausting all other options he asks for the elephants idea
“Im gonna stick my pen...
A snail walks into a car dealership...
and is immediately greeted by a salesman.
"I want your finest car", says the snail.
So the salesman drives up in a brand new, pearl white fully loaded Rolls Royce.
The snail is very excited. "Excellent. Now before I pay for this car, is there something else you can do for me?"<...
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