My wife recently starting a new career as a party planner.
At first I wasn’t too sure about it, since it means a lot of late nights and working at weekends. Thee are some upsides, though. Last night she got home from some event that I guess involved one of those giant cakes that a model suddenly jumps out of as a surprise. She somehow got covered in i...
A man comes home to his wife, upset.
"Listen, dear..." he tells her. "I'm afraid we'll have to divorce."
"What? Why?"
"They say you've had too many men before me."
The wife thinks for a moment:
"I don't understand," she says. "Am I a bad cook?"
"No, of course not! You are a marvelous cook, better than...
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Accordion and Tuba Duo
A party planner has organized a huge new year's eve party. At the last minute, the band he hired has to pull out because of death in the family. The planner is totally stressed out because he has 500 partiers and no band.
On December 30 he contacts the only local band that was avaliable, a ...
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