Chuck Norris parks his car in a no parking zone to buy some groceries. When he returns to his car, he sees a cop standing there. „Is that your car?“, he asks.
„Yes, what‘s the problem?“, asks Chuck.
The cop points at the big no-parking sign and says: „Sorry Sir, it looks like we put that sign in the wrong place.“
A "No parking sign" hangs in front of the swamp
It says, "This Parking Area is for FROGS ONLY. Violators will be toad."
an american tourist visits dublin.....
An American tourist was in Dublin for the first time. He was driving his rent-a-car through the north inner-city and wanting to walk into town to see some sites, he pulled up at the side of a kerb.
Being a tourist, he wasn't 100% sure if he was allowed to park there, so he got out of the car ...
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Traffic Cop
After spending an hour at the mall I was ready to head home, but as I exited into the parking lot I saw a police officer writing a ticket.
"Hey, what gives?!" I exclaimed, hoping for some kind of explanation.
Without saying a word, the officer pointed to the no parking sign abo...
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