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Padme Jokes

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My wife is my padme

She's loves me despite me being a huge piece of shit .

How did Anakin and Padme break up?

They got a diforce.

Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker upload his pics to email them to Padme?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How did Padme's father die?

Extreme dadness.

What were Anakin and Padme watching on their wedding night?

The rise of Skywalker.

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What did Padme get after she fucked Anakin?

Sithilis

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What did Anakin say to Padme right before they had sex?

Let's see those Naboobies.

What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin's relationship?

Di-vorce is strong with these two

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