What do you call a smart idiot?

An oxy-moron.

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams...

But an oxy-acetylene torch can burn down 600 years of French heritage in 12 hours.

What do you call an idiot who steals prescription drugs from pharmacies?

An oxy-moron

My friend thinks he’s high from taking homeopathic pills.

I said, “That’s an oxy, moron!”

What did the self-contradicting junkie say to the other?

It's an Oxy, moron.

Do you know why all the O2 molecules are intelligent?

Because an stupid one would be an Oxy-Moron.

What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon.

or, all of them.

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