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Thinking outside the box

Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he buys her nothing, so she phones him, furious.
"What are you complaining about?" he fires back. "You still haven't used the present I gave you last year."

What's one thing you shouldn't say at your boss's funeral?

Who's thinking outside the box now, Kyle?

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When someone asks me to think outside the box.

I think about anal sex.

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NSFW:My girlfriend told me to think outside the box...

So I pulled my head out of her vagina

What do you call an old white man who thinks outside the box?

A stale cracker

Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...

I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.

Why did the homeless man move into an apartment?

He was thinking outside the box

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How do you know that your cat’s a free thinker?

It shits outside the box

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You Gotta Hand It To The Person Who Came Up With Oral Sex.

They were really thinking outside the box.

Difference between men and women

Women tend to think outside the box

Men just want to be inside the box

Professing your love for a girl during intercourse is cliche.

You need to think outside the box.

When are claustrophobic people thinking at their best?

When they think outside the box.

A mime got fired.

He got caught thinking outside the box at his workplace.

I interviewed a homeless man, asked him where he saw himself in 5 years.

I gave him points for thinking outside the box

Why didn't cats invent anything important?

They just can't think outside the box.

The very first thing you learn in life

is how to think outside the box.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Monk

A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist Monk go golfing. After a few holes they decide to get down to business. They're trying to figure out how much of their money they should donate to the church. How much should they tell their members to give?


After much debate the Catholic Priest ...

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How Bangkok became the capital of Thailand

Long ago there was a king of Thailand, and he unfortunately passed away due to old age. However the people of Thailand saw this as an opportunity to grow and create a capital and have a new young robust leader.

The people decided to go to the surrounding tribes and select a few fit young men ...

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