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Opposite Day Jokes

What hairstyle does a puffin have on opposite day?

a blowout!

It's opposite day and I'm stuck in a bit of a pickle.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get it out...

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What did the Redditor say on opposite day?

Sometimes white lies are OK and it’s not always “gaslighting”.

Why was the pirate dressed in a cheerleading costume on opposite day?

He kept saying “Raa raa raa!”

My girlfriend dumped me today saying I was too childish

But today is opposite day so it's all good

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I watched a porn video on opposite day

He hoovered up sperm, got dressed, broke the washing machine and left

Cheesy joke I made up

My teacher said to make something original for the project, but due to it being Opposite Day, that meant UNoriginal

So the next day I walked in with nothing and my teacher asked,”Where’s your project?”

And I said I’m right here.

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