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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"...

Whats the most terrifying sound to a nuclear physicist at work?


So a baby seal walks into a club.

Ooops didn't read the rules. But it's a short one. Been awhile since the seal hunters got a lot of publicity though.


Joe bursts into a house with great urgency

Joe: "Mom! I just saw dad doing something with the neighbor lady!" exclaimed Joe

Mom: "What is that?"

Joe: "She was kneeling in front of him, and he was pushing that...thing into her mouth"

Mom: "Well, how about you tell that to ...

TIL how not to install a fence

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[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway

Ooops, wrong sub!

ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

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