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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"...

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My wife gave me a sly, sexy wink and asked which of her friends I want to have a threesome with.

Ooops. I guess I was only supposed to name one.

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Joe bursts into a house with great urgency

Joe: "Mom! I just saw dad doing something with the neighbor lady!" exclaimed Joe

Mom: "What is that?"

Joe: "She was kneeling in front of him, and he was pushing that...thing into her mouth"

Mom: "Well, how about you tell that to ...

TIL how not to install a fence

Ooops... wrong place for this post

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Ooops didn't read the rules. But it's a short one. Been awhile since the seal hunters got a lot of publicity though.

This morning I screwed huge up when my wife asked me if I'd remarry if she died.

"What a question!" I replied, "Why are you talking about dying on such a beautiful day?"
"But really though, would you get married again?" she said.
"Maybe, I don't know, maybe yes," I replied.
"Hmmm," she said, "Would you sell our house?"
"No," I replied wondering what had broug...

[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway

Ooops, wrong sub!

How do you know if you are talking to a vegan?

Don't worry. They will interrupt you mid-sentence and tell you.

PS: Ooops. Not OC.

ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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