A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"...
Whats the most terrifying sound to a nuclear physicist at work?
So a baby seal walks into a club.
Ooops didn't read the rules. But it's a short one. Been awhile since the seal hunters got a lot of publicity though.
Joe bursts into a house with great urgency
Joe: "Mom! I just saw dad doing something with the neighbor lady!" exclaimed Joe
Mom: "What is that?"
Joe: "She was kneeling in front of him, and he was pushing that...thing into her mouth"
Mom: "Well, how about you tell that to ...
TIL how not to install a fence
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[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway
Ooops, wrong sub!
ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?
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