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Pierre the famous French fighter pilot

Pierre was the most famous fighter pilot in all of France.
When he returned to the small village of his birth, he was received as a hero. All men wanted to be him and all women wanted to be with him.
In the busy market place he spotted a beautiful girl, grabbed her by the waste and whispered i...

What's the difference between "Aaaaah..." and "Oooooh!" ?

About 2 inches.

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The tale of the bear and the rabbit

A bear and a rabbit is sitting next to each other in the woods, taking a shit when the bear asks the rabbit. “Do you mind when you get shit stuck in your fur? “No.” says the rabbit. The bear then proceeds to wipe his ass with the rabbit.

A few weeks later, as both walk together they stumble ...

One day a boy was playing in the garden of his house and his grandfather approached him:

Hey, what are you doing? Asked the grandfather.

The boy replied: I'm playing with putting worms back on the ground, Grandpa.

The amazed grandfather asked: but how do you put the worms back? they are all soft ...

It's a secret, but if you give me $ 10 I can tell you.

The g...

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A Japanese businessman hails a taxi...

As they go along the highway, a car zooms past by.

"Oooh," exclaims the businessman, "that's a Toyota. Made in Japan, very fast!"

Moments later, another car speeds ahead.

"Ahhhhh," exclaims the businessman again, "a Nissan! Made in Japan too, also very fast!"

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A man requests a car to pick him up via an app on his phone.

It was a very cold winter day in the city. A man pulls out his phone and requests a car to pick him up. When the car arrives the man braves the brutal snow and wind to get to the car.He jumps in the back seat and the first words out of his mouth are "oooooh brrrr."

The driver responds, "Are y...

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A cop walking his beat downtown late one Saturday night...

...comes across an inebriated fellow, stumbling around on the sidewalk in front of a bar. He approaches the drunkard, who is well plastered and hasn't yet seen him coming . "Evening, friend. How we doing tonight?"

"Oh officer," says the souse, " Am I glad to see you, sir! Listen, somebody...

A joke that my grandpa told me: An American, a Russian, and a German are stranded on an island,...

...desperate for food they decided to each contribute a part of their body for everyone to eat.

On the first night the German cuts off his arm, and everyone eats for a week.

Next, the Russian cuts off his leg and everyone eats for another week.

On the third week, as the American...

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