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Lawyer: I heard the oompa loompas singing. what are you planning on doing to these kids, Willy?

**Wonka:**

**lawyer:**

**Wonka:** ifitsokaytokillthemsaywhat

**lawyer:** I'm sorry what?

**Wonka:** *[stuffing tape recorder in pocket]* oh what, I didnt say nothing.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa?

If you are wise, you won't listen to him.

What do you call a Malaysian chocolate factory?

Oompa lumpur

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What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?

Oompa Roombas

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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The 3 Little Pigs

There were once three little pigs, named Jiggs, Willie, and Elmer. They lived a nice quiet life in their houses made of straw, wood, and brick, respectively. But wouldn't you know it, the Big Bad Wolf came strolling into town one day, hungry for some porkchops and maybe a little applesauce on the si...

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