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Oompa Jokes

What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah?

Very little.

Why are “Little People” so upset that Hugh Grant is playing an Oompa Loompa ?

Because they are Short Tempered…?

A politician visits a small tribal community

At a town hall meeting, the politician confidently proclaims, "I promise to lower food prices for everyone!" Without missing a beat, the chief shouts, "Oompa!" and the crowd erupts in applause.

Feeling emboldened, the politician continues, "I assure you, affordable healthcare for all!" ...

What do you call a Malaysian chocolate factory?

Oompa lumpur

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What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?

Oompa Roombas

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa?

If you are wise, you won't listen to him.

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Donald Trump

Is proof that Willie Wonka had sex with the Oompa Loompas.

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The 3 Little Pigs

There were once three little pigs, named Jiggs, Willie, and Elmer. They lived a nice quiet life in their houses made of straw, wood, and brick, respectively. But wouldn't you know it, the Big Bad Wolf came strolling into town one day, hungry for some porkchops and maybe a little applesauce on the si...

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