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Loompa Jokes

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa?

If you are wise, you won't listen to him.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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The 3 Little Pigs

There were once three little pigs, named Jiggs, Willie, and Elmer. They lived a nice quiet life in their houses made of straw, wood, and brick, respectively. But wouldn't you know it, the Big Bad Wolf came strolling into town one day, hungry for some porkchops and maybe a little applesauce on the si...

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