On my online dating profile it clearly says that Iām 6 foot - 4 inches
So why when I turn up are woman always disappointed that Iām 5ā8ā
After 3 failed marriages, an old woman decides to try an online dating site..
She sets up an account with all her info and says she is looking for "a man who will not beat me, Will not walk all over me, and is great in bed." After 2 weeks no one has replied. Then, one day some one rings the doorbell. The woman gets up and opens the door to see a man with no arms and no legs s...
Attractive. Brainy. Romantic. Faithful. Makes good food. Gives great head.
-- Online dating profile of a male praying mantis.
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