One Touch Jokes - 4 Hilarious One Touch Jokes

Which one touches the ground faster, a feather or an emo kid?

The feather cuz the emo kid’s attached to a rope…

What do you call cookies that no one touches?

Ignoreos.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A week before the wedding the groom had accident

So doctor told him that he has to put bandage on it for at least 1 week exactly

Guy started to worry how's he going to explain to his wife-to-be what happened so he decided to come up with something

When their first night together came his wife said

"Do you see my ? No one ...

Can someone please clap?

That way I'm not the only one touching themselves tonight

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