One Touch Jokes - 5 Hilarious One Touch Jokes

Which one touches the ground faster, a feather or an emo kid?

The feather cuz the emo kid’s attached to a rope…

What do you call cookies that no one touches?

Ignoreos.

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A week before the wedding the groom had penis accident

So doctor told him that he has to put bandage on it for at least 1 week exactly

Guy started to worry how's he going to explain to his wife-to-be what happened so he decided to come up with something

When their first night together came his wife said

"Do you see my boobs? No one ...

Can someone please clap?

That way I'm not the only one touching themselves tonight

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What's the difference between a poop and a priest?

One touches your butt while it slides out and and the other touches your butt while he slides in.

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