I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I?
Ugly.
What has 99 legs and one tooth?
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?
Nice tooth.
School Projects are fun
A science teacher sent off his year 8 class with a homework task, come up witch a science experiment, and either film it to show to the class, or show the experiment in front of the class next week.
Tim went home and thought long and hard about what he would do, but he came in next week with ...
What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?
One tooth
One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench...
One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn't eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn't sure what to do with them, so he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition.
After several rounds, two finalists emerged: Mr. Hic...
Story with a moral
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out t...
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