Because she heard 7 8 9 and she wanted to be the next one.
When I was in the military we used to have comedy night, where everyone would sit and take turns telling jokes.
We didn't know many jokes however, so we made a list of all the jokes we knew, each joke had a number. For example, the "Everyone knows Dave" joke was number 10, the "Two priests in a bathtub" joke was number 15, and so on.
We always told the same jokes so we eventually memorized the whole li...
A stranger walks into a neighborhood bar (long)
A stranger walks into a neighborhood bar and hears a very strange conversation.
"Hey, Joey! Your wife is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits **around the house**!"
"Oh yeah, Bobby? 37!"
Bobby cringes as the crowd yells "oooooh" and laughs.
Joey then stands up...
A barman is complaining about all the weird customers he's been getting lately...
Then a half naked man walks in with a huge number 19 tattooed on his body. "There... that's a prime example"
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