It's not right to assume that a janitor can clean your chimney.
You shouldn't make sweeping generalizations.
My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle
I responded, “That’s not right.”
With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.
“Precisely,” I agreed. “If the angle were right it would be 90°.”
My friend has this really weird obsession with snakes, it's not right....
i think he has A Reptile Dysfunction
This American woman ran up to me and said, "Help, someone robbed me as I was leaving the elevator." I said, "That's not right!"
She said, "I know, right? What shall I do?"
I said, "Start calling it a lift like normal people do."
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister
It tastes the same but it's just not right.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great,
but on the other, it’s just not right.
Was working a drywall gig with 3 other guys, we smoked a joint after we pulled up to the job.
Later on the older lady that owned the house comes out and tells the boss, "you should pay your guys more!" The boss looking puzzled asks where that came from. She goes on to explain, "they have been busting their asses off. Earlier they had to share one cigarette between the four of them, that's ju...
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My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate."
I told her, "Oh yea... Just you wait."
Edit: She didn't believe in me but thanks to you guys and your amazing support, I can tell her to piss off cause I made something of myself. I'm front page famous.
Well... Not right now but I will!
An Arab Sheikh sends his son to France for his studies. A year later the son comes back but the Sheikh realises that something is bothering his son. After some questioning, the son tells his father that he goes to college in his Porsche but the other students come by train. It's not right.
The Sheikh feels terrible, hugs his son and says, 'Don't worry son... I'll buy you a train today!'
Ugly Baby & the Bus Driver
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. While trying to pay for the bus fare, the bus driver made a comment about how ugly the baby was. Mad about the comment the bus driver made, the lady was huffing and puffing and was clearly upset when she sat down.
"What's wrong?", said the man next t...
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