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A horse walked into a bar

Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

Communism jokes are not funny

Unless everyone gets them

The OceanGate tragedy is not funny.

Sub humans.

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Gay jokes are not funny

Cum on guys

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny...

They just don't work.

Why are jokes about suicide bombers are not funny.

Well for starters, their delivery is just everywhere.

Question: If it's not funny, is it still a joke?

Answer: In the case of Amy Schumer, yes.

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I often read a joke and think, "What a dick. That's not funny."

Then I press 'Submit'.

In honour of International Women's Day, I'd like to point out to everyone that PMS jokes are not funny.

Period.

Computers are not funny

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

9/11 jokes are not funny guys..

The other 2, however, are hilarious!!

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK!

A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".

Holocaust jokes are not funny

Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them

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My Jewish friend says this is a non-offensive Holocaust joke

A Holocaust survivor died recently. Goes to Heaven and upon meeting God, he decided to tell a Holocaust joke. Then God said "That's not funny", to which the Jew replied "Oh, I guess you had to be there".

You know I always used to think that my girlfriend was just not funny.

That was until I realized that she told me jokes everyday! Like “I love you” or “I never cheated on you”

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

They say if you have to explain a joke then it's not funny.

Which is probably why it took me so long to explain Amy Schumer to my mom.

How many germans do you need to change a lightbulb?

One, we are very efficient and not funny

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Joke about Silicon Integraded Systems (super dark) (not funny)

"*if i was in a room, with a pistol with 2 bullets, and in this room there were, Hitler, Stalin and a SIS Integrated GPU, i woud shoot the SIS card 2 times*"

Probably not funny but here goes

A Chinese boy comes home with test results, the test is out of 100 and he got 25. He showed his Dad and he said to him,

You Dim Son

James Bond always holds his farts while in bed

Otherwise he would blow his cover.





(Look I'm not funny this was my first and only attempt so sorry X\_X)

Police jokes are not funny

So give it arrest

Why was the cooking joke not funny?

Because it didn't pan out

Grassy Knolls are not funny...

...they are hill-areas.

A guy is spending his first night in prison

He hears someone in another cell shout out "37!" and the whole cell block bursts out laughing.

Another guy shouts out "74!" Same thing.

"46!" and everyone loses their minds.

He asks his cellmate "What's going on? Why are the numbers so funny?"

"Well we've all been here so...

Mountains are not funny

Thy are hill areas.

Is it not funny

Prize winning message of the year-.

A husb went to police station for filing report
For his missing wife:

Husb :
-I lost my wife (misty),
she went for shopping
& still not reached home yet.

Inspector :
-What is her height ?

Husb:
-I never noticed....

STOP MAKING FAT JOKES, FAT JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they already have enough on their plate

Funny when it's not funny: I need jokes for a funeral / eulogy.

Hey, reddit. A good buddy of mine has died. He was always the life of the party, always had fresh jokes, and would absolutely hate the idea of a depressing, somber funeral.

His friends have arranged a casual dress only (he hated dressing up), open mic style celebration of his life. One of th...

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Penis jokes are not funny

especially the short ones.

Because the punchline gets spoiled early.

Why is this time travel joke not funny?

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The other day someone told me that I'm not funny.

And that I should give up on telling jokes. Joke's on him because I had sex with his mom afterwards.

Man, I hate my brother.

Car jokes are not funny, they are tired.

And I present this classic: A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the me...

You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny.

That's malarious!

It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President.

It's Hillary-ous.

We've heard 9/11 Jokes before, and they're just not funny

anymore. So how about supporting the other 2/11 which aren't reposts?

The thing about ‘your mom’ jokes is that they’re old, overused, and not funny,

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.

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The little riding hood

The little riding hood goes to bring food to her grandmother.

On her way, she Saw the Big Wolf behind a wooden tree and she told him : " hoooo, what Big eyes you have!"

The wolf runaway.

A little further, she Sees the wolf behind a rock and she tells him : "what big hands you h...

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