As a boxer, I was insulted when someone asked if I was a virgin
I replied “Of course, there are no hits below the belt.”
A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator...
He puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside, leave them there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?" The crowd mumurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and pl...
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