No Arms And Legs Jokes - 12 Hilarious No Arms And Legs Jokes

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A man with no arms and legs was sun baking on the beach.

A gorgeous blonde was walking past him, stopped for a second with a tang of pity in her eyes.

“Have you ever had a hug?” She asked.
“No.”
So with an “aww”, she gave him a big hug.

Two minutes later, another beautiful woman was walking past the man.

“Aw look at you honey. ...

Jenny has no arms and legs. Knock knock. Who's there?

Not Jenny

What did the girl with no arms and legs that is blind and deaf get for her birthday

I don’t know and neither does she

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A girl with no arms and legs is laying on the beach....

She stops a man that is walking along the water and asks: “Can I tell you something?”

The man replies: “sure”

The women says: “I’ve never been hugged before”

The man gives her a hug and starts to walk down the beach again when the women then says “I’ve also never been kissed bef...

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A girl with no arms and legs

A man is walking along the beach when he heard distant crying. The crying got louder and louder when eventually he saw a girl lying in the sand, crying her eyes out.

"Why are you crying?" He asks the girl.
"I'm just so sad..*sniff* I've got no arms...no legs...and I've never been kissed b...

Another joke about Tommy, who has no arms and legs

Tommy was in the garden, playing in the sandbox. As he has no arms, he uses his mouth to pick up the shovels and his other sandbox toys.

As Tommy is happily playing along, his mother opens the window of their flat - which is on the 50th floor - and shouts: "Tommy! Lunch is ready!". Because to...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs

Floating in a lake?
Bob.

Sitting at your doorstep?
Matt.

The man with no arms and legs had truly a touching moment at the hospital.

The doctors re-membered him on his birthday!

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A girl with no arms and legs goes to the beach

A girl with no arms and no legs goes to the beach with her mother. While they are sitting on the beach, she starts crying and tells her mother that she's never gotten a hug before and she thinks the lifeguard is really cute and has her mother ask him if she can get a hug from him.

Mom goes u...

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A man with no arms and legs on a beach..

A man with no arms and legs is lying on a beach with three beautiful women sitting beside him.

The first comes up and asks "have you ever been hugged?"

He replies "nope" and she hugs him

The second comes up and asks "have you ever been kissed?"

Again he replies "nope" and...

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So I was walking along the beach and came a cross a women with no arms and legs, crying....

I asked her, what was wrong,
she replied, well, I’ve never been hugged by a man before....
So I have her a hug
She’s still crying, again I ask her what was wrong
She replied, I’ve never been kissed by a man before...
So I kissed her
And now she’s crying a little less but still...

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2^nd base.

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